im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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