i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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