I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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