Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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