Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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