I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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