You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Fuck appropriateness.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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