The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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