Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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