life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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