:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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