I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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