The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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