is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Randomize
