yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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