woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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