She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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