I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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