Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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