I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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