so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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