Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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