He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
i think my cat just said my name.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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