Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
My bed smells like the plague
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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