meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I need moral support for this bender
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Randomize
