Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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