I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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