dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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