He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I will pee on everything he values.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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