South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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