I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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