he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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