dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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