none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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