oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
the raccoons are back...
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