My nipple is on Facebook.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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