i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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