I don't think brook has ever known best
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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