Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(905): View more from Toronto

My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.

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(607): View more from New York

Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked

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(206): View more from Washington

And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny

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(440): View more from Ohio

well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.

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(210): View more from Texas

no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked

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(217): View more from Illinois

It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.

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(661): View more from California

Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately

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