But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
That's what I'm talking about