Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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