you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
50% drunk capacity currently
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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