my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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