I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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