There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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