you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
