She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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