So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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