Its about making memories worth repressing
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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