Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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