apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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