pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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