well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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