Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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