is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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