I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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