it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Randomize
