its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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